In a Jam

Nineteen year old Adam Cooper decided to make some extra money on the side when he got hired to clean the vents of a grocery store.  Cooper, after an honest day’s work cleaning, snuck back into the vent system at night with the hopes of robbing the store.  Unfortunately for Cooper the vents seemed smaller at night and he ended up stuck, unable to move, in the vent system of the store.  After about an hour of being wedged in the vents he decided he could not free himself and started yelling for help.  Once police arrived on the scene they had to grab a bottle of vegetable oil from a shelf and douse him with it in order to wiggle Cooper loose.  Although it’s unclear whether Cooper had to pay for the bottle of vegetable oil he did have to pay his $10,000 bail for burglary and criminal mischief.

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